Thursday, June 5, 2008

There are . . .

. . . thirty pages on the Economics of Tort Reform due by Monday. A 250-question multiple choice Final over Racial Diversity on Tuesday. An entire catalog of spreadsheets on my desk (of which I haven't the faintest idea what I'm supposed to do with). As well as the day-to-day grind of the office.

Torts sound like the guys that take it from Bears. Racial Diversity is as useless as a Libyan with a periodic table. The only spreadsheets that interest me were selected and arranged by Larry Flynt.

This week isn't mine. But not to worry. Next week will be rife with stories of sexual humiliation, social retardation, and excerpts from screenplays so bad, that I'm too embarrassed to complete.

Yours in Christ,

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