Friday, September 26, 2008

If I'm Running Late . . .

. . . then I end up on the same bus as this really cute girl that lives in the building over. This means that I'm on the same bus as her, a lot.

I was standing next to her this morning. Her hand was raised near my head, clutching the railing. I saw it on her dainty fingers. A fucking wedding band!

My pretend girlfriend has a pretend husband, and together they have hot pretend sex. I bet he even pretends all over her.

Way to kick off Friday.

1 comment:

Moaning Myrtle said...

perhaps you can pretend you never saw it?