Five Reasons Colleen is a Skank . . .

1. She dresses like a skank.

2. She totally acts like a skank, and her boyfriend is a total douchenard.

3. If you ask her a question, she usually gives you some skank answer.

2. If you look up skank on Wikipedia, you won't find a photo of Colleen. That's because my wiki account was suspended due to violation of their abuse policies and my habit of posting gross inaccuracies - otherwise, you would.

1. She just is.