I've Been Found Out . .

The following e-mail was sent to all male personnel.

Gentlemen:

It has been brought to my attention that someone urinated on the floor of the men's washroom. Since I do not make it a habit to go into the men's washroom, it would be extremely helpful if you would let me know when the washroom needs maintenance (toilet overflowing, floor needs to be mopped, urinal not operational, sink not cleaned, etc.).

Also, could you please be mindful of your sanitary habits? Everyone must use the same washroom and shouldn’t have to walk on a sticky floor or around urine. This has been a continual problem with the men’s washroom and is totally uncalled-for.

Thanks