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"So that's a sausage egg and cheese croissanwich. Medium hashbrown. And a medium Diet Coke. Anything else?"

"Wait, do you serve your regular menu during breakfast hours?"

"Yes."

"In that case, can I get a double whopper?"

"You want a double whopper instead of the breakfast meal?"

"No. I still want the breakfast meal."

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"Please pull around."