Wednesday, April 7, 2010

If you want . . .

. . . people to feel equal parts scared and saddened by your presence; invest in an eye patch.

I fucking destroyed every meeting I was in today.

It's almost worth the three cars I hit backing into my spot.

1 comment:

Patrick said...

This is one of the funniest, well written blogs, that fit my wit dept in a long time! Maybe I can learn to think as quick as yourself and offer dry, but well conceived mental laughs one day. Thanks for the giggles!