Friday, October 15, 2010

Ever realize . . .

. . . that you've been giving the same response to the same question for so long that even you don't realize when it becomes a complete lie. I've always said that I keep things healthy by only smoking one pack a week. When I found the carton I bought two weeks ago was empty, I realized this is wrong.

When people ask how long I've lived in Chicago, I say a couple years. According to the plaque hung in my cube, I've been here for at least six.

Just kidding. There is no plaque.


Anonymous said...

LOL. I do that too. I've been saying I came to Virginia two years ago for 4 years lol.

Anonymous said...

Goddamn it, write a new post. Please and thanks.