He's so going to try to fuck me. . .

This Monday I was scheduled to give a 30-minute presentation on the current Economic Status of Guatemala. In a mass e-mail, the Professor changed the manner by which the presentation was to be coordinated. Some students were grouped together and asked to truncate their presentations into one 30-minute lecture.

I wasn't so lucky.

A.v.E. You had taken Guatemala. Due to time, I will stay after the class so that you can present it to me.

Seventies porn isn't this far-fetched.