Monday, July 28, 2008

Aside from . . .

. . . providing a means to taunt the obese, the internet serves a another great function: Feeling better for yourself.

Wednesday night, I was bit on the calf by a spider. Saturday, the bite swelled and walking proved to be a challenge. Here at the office, I've spent the morning googling up on how to prevent a staph infection. That's when I found the following series of photos documenting the effects of a brown recluse bite.

The Culprit

The Victim, Day Three

Day Five

Day Six

Day Nine

Day Ten

That guy is fucked. I'm merely inconvenienced.


Anonymous said...

This may be your most disgusting post yet, an honour not awarded lightly.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't he stop taking pictures and just go to a fucking doctor? Just a thought.