All Summer in a Day.

For one day, the office firewall was down. It was the most magical thing, ever. Anthony spent the afternoon trying to win Cubs playoff tickets on ebay. Karen passed the hours browsing through Craigslist rants. I, your guide through the office that is Lower Lever 30, amassed enough porn to last three winters.

And John? He was accidentally left locked in a closet. When he finally emerged, the firewall was back up.

Poor, poor John.