Thursday, September 11, 2008

In the Sun-Times . . .

. . . the article appeared:

If I was the editor of the Sun-Times, the article would have read:

1 comment:

me... said...

I think this would have been a much better story if she would have taken a stand, rather than playing the sad little victim that crapped herself while she was school shopping. She should have simply removed her pants (to avoid having them soiled by the splatter) and dropped anchor right there in the middle of the store. Old Navy's got tile floors, so it's not like it would soak into any carpet and totally wreck the store. I would encourage anyone who is denied access to a restroom to embrace the moment as an opportunity to let The Man know time it is.