Fuck!

Last week I noticed three mild spider bites on my body. Over the course of the last few days, the bites have become inflamed. Taking my cue from what was done when I checked into the ER a few months ago, my weekend was spent slicing the wounds and draining them of their pus and blood. Curious to see if I could identify the spider based on the bite, I took to the internet.

I came across a site where people post photos of spiders they found near their children. If I saw some of these in my home, I'd burn the place down and leave the state.